Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 29, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppDon’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning. I may not understand women, but cheeseburgers have never sent me mixed signals, and for that they’ll always have my heart. I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day. The first person to see a peacock spread his tail probably had a heart attack. You want me to turn around? The thing that led to a total eclipse of the heart.