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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

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Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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2 months ago

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Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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2 months ago

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Got sent to HR for calling someone a “jellyfish” — just floating around all day, doing absolutely nothing.

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If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

Bruce Lee had a faster older brother named Sudden Lee.

21 shares on Snapchat this month:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Work from home ain’t for everyone. I, for one, hate when my coworkers try to message when I’m shopping.

74 shares on Discord this month:

The algorithm knows about that thing you like that you’re denying yourself of.

76 shares on X this month:

Took the road less travelled after buying the sat nav less expensive.

25 shares on Discord this month:

Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

89 shares on Slack this month:

I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently, I’ve got too many windows open.

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I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

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If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare.

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I bought my antidepressants off of Temu and now I glow in the dark.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

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The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

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“I’m at that stage of Christmas shopping where I start buying myself presents.”

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Several of my internal organs hurt, but I’m 100% sure it’s not my body trying to tell me something.

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If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

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I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

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What’s a girl gotta do to feel a dopamine high around here?

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My retirement plan is recording a hit Christmas song. I just need to learn how to sing and write music.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Making waves on Facebook:

January-me would not believe the life I lived this year.

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God creating the duck: waterproof that chicken and give it a kazoo.

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For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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It’s Monday, but at what cost?

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Hear me out. What if we don’t elect another president, and we all just promise to be really good?

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