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If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

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The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

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Your posts make me wish I could forget how to read.

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My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

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You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

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On the internet it’s super easy to take credit for stuff you had nothing to do with. That’s why I invented it.

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Never underestimate the healing power of a cheeseburger.

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$20k in my bank account. – The k is silent.

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I love being outside, just not when it’s too cold or too hot or too wet or too windy or if there are bugs.

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I’m feeling sexy today. You’ve been warned.

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God: “Free will was a bad idea. I should have charged for it.”

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

If you’re having trouble finding the match to one of your socks, throw it away and the missing one will immediately show up. Follow me for more life hacks.

Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

My favorite thing to do on the weekend is not leave my house.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

Diet tip: Your pants can’t get too tight if you never wear any.

When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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You get your hands on a real serious pair of scissors and wonder what the hell they were doing with the regular ones.

I don’t think I’d get married again, but I would like to annoy someone until one of us is dead.

Adulthood – a never-ending story of shit you have to do.

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

For your own sanity, move on like you never knew them, because in reality, you never did.

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My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

Welcome to your 40s, you’re too old to sit on the floor and put furniture together.

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

I have lived way too many lives for people to think they know everything about me.

Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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