Donβt come to my house unannounced. I will stare at you from my window. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you show up unannounced, my window becomes the new guest room πͺππ Related funny posts π€ I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time Iβm looking out my window to see what they are doing. Sunrises are really beautiful, but the timing is rather bad. Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork. The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once. When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.