Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Once this broccoli becomes a lawyer, there are no excuses left! ๐ฟ๐๐ผ Related funny posts ๐ Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, โIโll be here when you need meโ Donโt ever get excited if your kid likes a new food. They wonโt like it tomorrow. So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses. I canโt believe Iโm about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower. Just told my cat Iโd give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.