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Funny cauliflower quotes

Vegans will look you dead in the eye and tell you cauliflower tastes like ribs.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Posted onMay 24, 2026

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

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