Just told my cat Iβd give her 500 bucks to stop meowing. Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer ππ±πΈ Related funny posts π€ Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want. If the earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now. When I am calculating any risk, I think to myself: is this first cat life behavior? Or ninth cat life behavior? I took your advice and worked smarter not harder. Now Iβm going to need your advice on a good lawyer. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need most.