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Just told my cat Iโ€™d give her 500 bucks to stop meowing.

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Well, looks like I need a loan because my cat just hired a lawyer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ธ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bribe, cat, give, humor, ID, just, meow, meowing, money, pet, stop, told on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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