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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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That's why my only drug is caffeine… unfortunately, my test results say 'over-caffeinated' 🙃☕

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged career, drug, drug test, drugs, humor, ruin, test, testing, tests, workplace on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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