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First time buying fireworks, and I wasn’t sure I’d picked the right ones until the salesman gave me a wink and high-foured me.

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That’s when you know your backyard barbecue just became a NASA launch event! 🚀🎆😄

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged buying, celebration, firework, fireworks, first time, high five, humor, i, ID, me, ones, picked, right, salesman, sure, time, wink on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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