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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

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Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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Ah, summer. When my non-consensual relationship with mosquitoes begins.

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D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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Being a procrastinator and a perfectionist means you’re stressed about work … that you haven’t even started yet.

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My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

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I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

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Luckily, I realized that all this love I want to pour into someone else was actually meant for me.

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Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

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There is absolutely no excuse for laziness. But if you find one, let me know.

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You can be anything when you grow up. For instance, I am very tired.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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This chapter of my life is called “Ummm, okay, I guess whatever.”

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Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

Called off work. Feeling fat and wearing jeans.

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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Taking a dog named shark to the beach is a bad idea.

Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.

I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

How did they call Deadpool’s dog ‘Dogpool’ when ‘Deadpoodle’ was right there?

I dreamed I won the lottery, so you can imagine how thrilled I was to wake up and get ready for work.

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Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

I don’t get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am.

God forbid a girl uses shopping as her coping mechanism.

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The only thing we need to bring back is duels.

How old were you when you realized others couldn’t see the matrix?

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

“Are you dating anyone?” I close my eyes when I walk past mirrors.

Interesting people are my favorite endangered species.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

Non-parents be like: I would simply instruct the toddler to do something he doesn’t want to do, and he would obey.

Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

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