Commentary:
Achieving this mythical level of productivity deserves its own superhero comic series 🦸♀️🦸♂️🧺✨
18 Funny dry quotes
I won’t be doing Dry January, because who was there for me during the happy times and the hard times? Not broccoli.
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Can't imagine broccoli being there to listen to my life story at 2 AM 🍷😂🥦
If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.
Commentary:
Abstinence August? Sounds like my calendar needs a vacation 🚫🍹🤦♂️
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
Commentary:
Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄
According to my skin, hair, lips, and hands, I am doing Dry January.
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Dry January isn't just a challenge, it's a full-body experience! 🐪💦😂
Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.
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Are we playing Life on Hard Mode again? 🤦♂️📱🥡🎮😅
Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…
Commentary:
"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄"
Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
Commentary:
"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"
I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.
Commentary:
🍷💄 When Dry January hits differently… It's all fun and games until you realize your lips and skin are the only ones sticking to the resolution! 😂💋 #DryJanuaryGoneWrong
Clearly I’m not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor.
Commentary:
"Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor"