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Abstinence August? Sounds like my calendar needs a vacation 🚫🍹🤦♂️
18 Funny dry quotes
Funny dry quotes are the perfect blend of wit and sarcasm that tickle your brain and make you smirk 🤨😂. If you love humor served with a side of subtlety and a dash of irony, these clever one-liners will keep you entertained all day long 😏✨. Get ready to laugh without even trying, because sometimes the driest jokes are the funniest! 🤓🔥
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"When you're just here for the fizz, not the 'buzz'! 🍺🔋😄" -
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"Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧" -
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"Clearly I'm not doing Dry January unless you mean sense of humor! 🍷😂 Who needs a sober month when laughter is the best medicine? Cheers to keeping our spirits high and our jokes flowing! 🥂😜 #DrySenseOfHumor" -
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📱☀️ When your phone is dryer than the Sahara desert, you start looking to your weather app for some interaction! Who needs notifications when you've got a chance of showers to keep you entertained? 🤣 #DialingForClouds -
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"Let's cheers to those brave souls taking on Dry January! 🥂 Just remember, a sober socialite is like a unicorn – rarely seen and possibly mythical. 🦄 #DryJanuaryDrama"
