Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse. Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout. When I say I’m saving myself for marriage, what I mean is you won’t know how annoying I am until it’s too late. Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo. Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?