Commentary:
Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄
Funny takeout quotes
Eating Chinese takeout is never as depressing as in the movies. It usually is good.
Commentary:
Chopsticks: Saving me from movie-level melancholy, one dumpling at a time! 🥡🥢😂
IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.
Commentary:
"IKEA should pay us for the DIY workout we get assembling their furniture! 💪🔧 It's like a puzzle with a side of sweat equity – where's my discount for all this effort?! 🛋️🍳 #DIYstruggles"
The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
Commentary:
"Who knew the key to a successful marriage was trading back rubs for takeout orders? 🍱💆♂️ Sounds like a deliciously relaxing union, don't you think? Just remember, a happy belly equals a happy heart! ❤️ #MarriageGoals"
Movies in the 80s had me convinced that a main part of being a grown-up was staying late at the office and eating Chinese takeout.
Commentary:
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out which takeout place sends free fortune cookies with adulting advice 🍜🕰️🤷♂️