Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dark chocolate: fulfilling my daily veggie quota since forever! π«π₯¦π Related funny posts π€ Salsa counts as a serving of vegetables, right? Iβm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. Iβm giving up. Eating chocolate for a month. Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye. According to my chocolate advent calendar, tomorrow is Christmas. I donβt think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.