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Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.

Commentary:
Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. 🍎😄 Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! 😉🌟

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apple, daily, eating, fiber, health, humor, intake, joke, sticker on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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