Commentary:
Getting stickered by a toddler is like receiving the highest honor from the kingdom of tiny humans 👶🏆😊
Funny sticker quotes
Putting a baby on board sticker on my car because other drivers have a right to know who they’re dealing with behind the wheel.
Commentary:
Watch out, world, there's a pro in the car seat! 👶🚗😂
Tattoos: because being an adult is hard, and I deserve to have stickers.
Commentary:
Why grow up when you can decorate yourself with permanent adult-approved stickers? 🖍️😂💪
I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.
Commentary:
Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! 🚦💃🎶
I read all your bumper stickers and now we’re both stupid.
I’m pretty sure I fall under the percentage of people who’ve eaten the sticker on the apple.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone took 'eating your fruits and veggies' a little too literally 🍎🤦♂️ Just making sure to get your daily dose of fiber… and adhesive! 🙊😂"
I don’t know why doctors only give stickers to kids? Like, hello, I was also brave today.
Commentary:
"Who made the rule that only kids get the stickers? 🤔 Clearly, adults deserve some appreciation too for adulting like pros! 🌟 Next time you visit the doctor, demand a sticker like the grown-up champ you are! 💪😄"
Eating the sticker on an apple counts as 35% of your daily fiber intake.
Commentary:
Well, in that case, you might want to reconsider an apple a day to keep the doctor away. 🍎😄 Who knew the sticker would make such a fibrous contribution? Remember, it's all about that extra crunch! 😉🌟