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  • Home is where you can walk around like a bum.
  • Just knowing that I have to get out of bed tomorrow is already annoying and it’s not even dark yet.
  • I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.
  • Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.
  • Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.
  • Hey, we’re calling off the search party. We found a different guy out there we like more.