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Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to sh…

Every day Facebook tells me I have memories and wants to sh…

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"Facebook thinks it's being all nostalgic and sentimental by flashing memories like a digital scrapbook, but little do they know, it's a battle against suppressed recollections and a whole lot of vodka! 🤦‍♂️🥃 #ErasingTheEvidence"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appreciation, cost, day, drinking, erase, every, Facebook, fun, humor, i, liquor, me, memory, nostalgia, show on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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