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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

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2 months ago

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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6 months ago

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Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

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2 months ago

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I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

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2 months ago

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The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

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3 months ago

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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2 months ago

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28 shares on YouTube this month:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

65 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

42 shares on Telegram this month:

I’ll marry the person who can go to a family event with me and still like me afterward.

18 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I asked myself if I was toxic and we said no.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

44 shares on YouTube this month:

Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

54 shares on Snapchat this month:

Cancelling a date so I can order pizza and go to bed at 8:30 p.m.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not speaking to my husband, and I don’t think he even knows it.

28 shares on Slack this month:

If I ever die on some hill, rest assured, something fishy is going on.

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Mid-life crisis? No, no, mid-day crisis. Something happens every day.

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Starting the second half of your sandwich is like “hell yeah, baby, let’s run it back!”

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has bookmarked:

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

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I get you, bowel syndrome. I’m irritable, too.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

I love you to the refrigerator and back.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has viewed:

There’s nothing like the first two months with a man when he’s still pretending to be a good person.

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We need a holiday at the end of every summer that honours all the women who wore sundresses.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has copied:

I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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Going viral on Telegram:

I bet the inventor of the cannon would be relieved to know that they’re mostly about t-shirts now.

Shared recently on Slack:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Don’t understand why electricians aren’t called power rangers, but okay.

Trending via Twitch:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Seen just now on TikTok:

The dopamine hit of getting an Outlook meeting cancellation is unrivaled.

Broadcasted on Threads:

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

“I asked ChatGPT.” Okay, well, I asked my mom.

Shared recently on Messenger:

We can put a man on the moon but we can’t find a good way to drink wine from a lying down position.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Welcome to your 40’s: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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“We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace.

I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

Self-awareness is such a two-edged sword. Like, yay, I know myself better, but at what cost?

I like you so much, I’d actually learn your phone number.

The sound of a buzzing fly is enough to ruin my whole mood.

I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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