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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

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Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

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Labubu?! Sounds like a name picked mid-sneeze!

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Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I Knew Better, But I Did It Anyway: A Memoir

Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

My favorite part of fall is when the mosquitoes go back to hell.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has downloaded:

Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Quality women really do attract everyone. A bright light always attracts all types of bugs.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Made it to Friday, but at what cost? Monday is literally in 20 minutes.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

The meteorologist who devised the wind chill factor has died. He was 86, but he felt like 75.

Spotted on Reddit:

I want this laziness removed from my body.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

Going viral on YouTube:

No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.

Breaking via Telegram:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Breaking via WeChat:

We can do things one of two ways. My way or my other way.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Just shared via Slack:

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Going viral on Telegram:

I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

Every girl has a dude in her inbox talking to himself.

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60 shares on Slack this month:

A good substitute for love and and personal fulfillment is a big bowl of fries.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

26 shares on Telegram this month:

They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

17 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m an atheist, so if you send prayers, I’ll send thoughts.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

19 shares on Slack this month:

I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

39 shares on Reddit this month:

Phone so dry, I caught myself checking the weather.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’ll rewind a movie, get on my phone, and miss the same part.

49 shares on X this month:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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According to the BMI chart, I am too short.

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Getting up early would be easier if we could keep our eyes closed.

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You aren’t from the Midwest unless you can spin out in the snow, regain control and keep driving like nothing happened.

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Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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I don’t really do one-night stands, but I will do, like, 3-8 months of a semi-toxic, undefined relationship that wastes my time and ruins my life.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

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Be the reason someone smiles today. Or blocks you. Whatever.

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Don’t worry, bro. She’s probably just working on a puzzle right now. She’ll get back to you.

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A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has downloaded:

Me: I have a cut under my fingernail. Universe: Excellent, I will send you an unusually high number of encounters with citrus fruit.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

I get it, sauce, I also thicken over time.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has shared:

You were promised to me 3,000 years ago.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

Someone from 🇩🇰 has viewed:

Why do fruit flies be everywhere but at the supermarket? Ain’t that like their Golden Corral?

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has shared:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Me: Do you have the movie I want to watch? Netflix: No, but we have hundreds of movies that you don’t want to watch!

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Live now on WhatsApp:

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

Just shared via Reddit:

Most men will receive their first bunch of flowers at their funeral.

Going viral on Discord:

My nutritionist told me wine doesn’t count as a fruit source so now I need to find a different nutritionist.

Just shared via TikTok:

Kinda lame that pretending everything is fine isn’t working.

Just shared via Instagram:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Trending via Reddit:

That thing they say about getting drunk with the love of your life in a walkable city is no joke. It hits like crack.

Going viral on Instagram:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Spotted on X:

Sometimes people come into your life — and they need to stop doing that.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Someone in their late 20s giving advice to someone in their early 20s is exactly like when a toddler is obsessed with a newborn.

Making waves on YouTube:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

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