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Home Funny Quotes Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025
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Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come.

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"Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"

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