Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.” If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. Why do I have to take care of this idiot (me) every single day? Can’t she do anything on her own? Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth. I’m not a good fit for the traditional job market because my greatest strengths are challenging authority, being self-righteous, and wanting to go home.