Commentary:
Looks like my procrastination skills have leveled up to boss mode! 😅🧠🔥
Funny neglect quotes
Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.
Commentary:
Sounds like a job for the Bristle Brigade! 🦷🪥✨
My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨
I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.
Commentary:
"Well, your honor, turns out my root chakra was feeling quite unappreciated 🙈🌿 Maybe that's why I ended up in this predicament! Who knew chakras could be so influential in legal matters? #ChakrasNeedLoveToo"
There are too many neglected emojis.
Commentary:
Looks like some emojis are feeling left out, they probably have serious FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) 😂🤷♀️ Let's show them some love and sprinkle them around like confetti 🎉💕 #EmojiEquality