Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like your screws are really falling for you! 😄🔩 Keep an eye out for any loose nuts too, just in case they start following suit. 🤪 #DIYdrama" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. I don’t know about you guys, but when I have to make a decision I analyze the situation, evaluate the risk, take measures to limit the consequences and then I completely screw up. Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.