funny odd quotes - Wordgag

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

May 21, 2026

The second half of your life begins when you stop wanting to get even and start wanting to get odd.

May 21, 2026

Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.

May 21, 2026

If Stranger Things was British, it would be called ‘Bit odd, innit?’

Apr 1, 2026

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Mar 30, 2026

That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Mar 28, 2026

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

Mar 27, 2026

At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

Mar 26, 2026

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Mar 26, 2026

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

Mar 25, 2026