Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When all the words start dancing, that's when I understand best! 🥴🍹🕺 Related funny posts 🤝 Imagine how loud a centipede would be if they wore tiny little flip flops. Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis. Explain it to me like I’m a Neanderthal. “We’re the only species that drinks milk after infancy, dairy is bad for you!” We’re also the only species that drinks peach mango pineapple spirulina kale smoothies, Karen. Let me eat my cheese in peace. “I’m gonna sneak past you.” No you’re not. You’ve alerted me.