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Funny intoxication quotes

Funny intoxication quotes 🍸😂 bring a hilarious twist to those blurry nights and unforgettable memories (or lack thereof)! Whether you’re celebrating with friends 🎉 or just love a cheeky chuckle about tipsy tales, these witty sayings perfectly capture the lighter side of getting buzzed. Get ready to laugh, relate, and maybe even share a toast 🥂 to the amusing adventures of intoxication!

If someone drunk texts you, appreciate it. They’ve thought of you when they can barely think straight.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

One time, I was so high my bra unclasped, and I thought I got shot.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

Explain it to me like I’m 5 drinks in.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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