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Instagram is literally just screenshots of Twitter.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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Hell hath no fury like a toddler getting his nose wiped.

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Hey (with the intention of making you forget everyone who came before me).

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

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I’m glad the makers removed all the unnecessary sex scenes from my life, so I can focus on character development.

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Who called it a shopaholic and not a boughtanist?

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Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.

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Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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It’s weird when you realize we are the last generation on this Earth to know what lite was like before social media.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I love admitting when I’m wrong, because it gives me a break from always being right, like finally.

Trending via Twitch:

Please respond to the messages I almost sent you.

Going viral on WeChat:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.

Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me.

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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The best part of vacation with your extended family is talking shit about them on the trip home.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

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Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

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I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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91 shares on Twitch this month:

The morning routine that takes the longest: finding the will to live.

37 shares on Instagram this month:

Never going into a job interview nervous again, because, wow, it is literally a free invitation to talk about how amazing I am.

15 shares on TikTok this month:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

65 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

58 shares on Twitch this month:

Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

39 shares on Pinterest this month:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

If you love someone, let them go. If they come back with snacks, it was always meant to be.

18 shares on Reddit this month:

Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

71 shares on Telegram this month:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

73 shares on X this month:

My OnlyFans is just hours of me untangling Christmas lights.

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Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

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I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

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I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has shared:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has viewed:

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

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The funniest thing about 28 Years Later is that the rest of the world just went “Uhm, anyway!” and carried on as normal, while the Brits live in hell.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

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Making waves on Twitch:

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Trending via Facebook:

If you don’t laugh at my jokes then I will.

Spotted on YouTube:

“Beauty sleep” is bullshit. I sleep 14 hours a day and still look like trash.

Making waves on X:

A pet resting their little paw on you is a sign of respect in their culture.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

Spotted on Facebook:

A haunted house, but it’s just you inside your own head.

Breaking via TikTok:

There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

Just shared via Threads:

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

Live now on X:

If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

Spotted on Instagram:

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

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Went out of town, came back and the roomba changed all the locks.

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

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