Explaining myself is too much work, just judge me. Commentary:"Saving energy and embracing the judgment—I'm an eco-friendly enigma! 🌿🤷♂️😄" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Sometimes I have to remind myself to put down my iPhone, go outside, and judge people in person. I was explaining to my Ukrainian colleague the phrase ‘There’s no such thing as a free lunch’. She told me the equivalent in Ukrainian is ‘The only free cheese is in the mousetrap’ — which is so much better. True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together. I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.
