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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yea…

Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yea…

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"Ex's be like 'I gave you everything'. Yeah, trust issues. 🙄 Sounds like they're giving everything except honesty and loyalty! 😂 #EpicFail"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged breakup, everything, ex, humor, i, issues, relationship, trust on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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