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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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Meteorologist: It’s going to get even hotter. Me, on fire: WHAT?

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Thank you all for attending my final rose ceremony. There will be no roses.

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I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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2 months ago

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Twitter needs a button that’s “bring back that tweet I was just starting to read before you automatically refreshed.”

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I love how one day my body just decided “You know what you really need is some ear hair.”

50 shares on Snapchat this month:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

86 shares on TikTok this month:

Called in, “Taking a gap year.”

56 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

35 shares on Facebook this month:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

80 shares on Pinterest this month:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

86 shares on YouTube this month:

All my life lessons were learned by watching people who took my advice.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

10 shares on X this month:

Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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My fridge turns into a food retirement home, as soon as I buy groceries.

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I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

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Almost all of my bad decisions are food-related.

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I’m soirée for my mispronunciation of French words.

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I stop myself at least twice a day from posting a status that would make everyone grab popcorn.

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Shaved my entire body for this post, just in case.

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I probably never die because I don’t finish anything without a specific deadline.

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I love that the entire economy is just different types of scams now.

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Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.

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Getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.

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Making waves on LinkedIn:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Making waves on Slack:

Just realized John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name.

Spotted on Reddit:

I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Everybody has a girlfriend and a boyfriend, and I’m over here like “I love food”.

Live now on YouTube:

The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

There should be a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m not sure what to say to that. Can you please say something different?”.

Making waves on Messenger:

“I’m at the age where, if I use the wrong pillow at night, it hurts to turn my head the next day.”

Trending via Snapchat:

If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Making waves on YouTube:

If parallel universe exist, I hope the other me is doing well.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Stop bringing shitty Bluetooth speakers on hikes. No one came to the woods to hear you listen to Katy Perry.

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Ex’s be like “I gave you everything”. Yeah, trust issues.

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You are only young once. After that you have to think up some other excuse.

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If I was a microplastic, I would simply not go in the ocean or anyone’s mouth.

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