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  • When I die, throw me on Mount Everest so it looks like I was trying to do something.
  • Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.
  • Limiting my replies to introverts, wizards, freaks and vampires only.
  • You can tell a lot about someone by the stuff you make up in your head about them.
  • My life is just a series of awkward moments separated by snacks.
  • “Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.