Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

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Never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.