Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own. Posted onMar 17, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass. This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass. For a long time, I didn’t know what to do with my strange thoughts. Then I signed up for Facebook. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook. My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.