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Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

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"Ah, Facebook โ€“ where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!"



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