Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own. Posted onJan 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Ah, Facebook – where time flies faster than your friend request gets accepted. Remember, time waits for no one, but it can sure get lost in your newsfeed if you're not careful!" Related funny posts 😂 I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Sunglasses: allowing you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life. Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed. Reminder that you need to be scrolling all day to monitor the situation.