Skip to content
  • Privacy
  • Disclaimer
  • Terms & Conditions
Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • ⚡ Funny Quotes Slot →
Popular Topics 🚀
mental health routine satire exercise after comfort childhood relationships stop better memory thought old wish eat nature change honesty movie myself everything office own sorry travel Christmas laziness self-care pun trying self anxiety fashion girl talk around actually here experience name ID men snack thinking misunderstanding next coffee friendship marriage used
Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New funny quotes: 7525 this month

15,818 funny quotes and pics

17,813 funny quotes topics

Updated: May 23, 2026

 

 

 

 

30 Funny pass quotes

Funny pass quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when you just can’t resist saying no 🙅‍♂️😂 Whether it’s dodging plans, skipping workouts, or avoiding awkward convos, these witty lines add a splash of humor to your polite refusals 🙃✨ Ready to master the art of the funny pass? Let’s dive into some laugh-out-loud inspiration that’ll make saying no feel oh-so-good! 🚫🤣

I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

This too shall pass. It might pass like a kidney stone. But it will pass.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I ate my exam paper. Which means that pretty soon I’ll pass the test.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Forget my browser history, when I finally pass from this earth, please delete my calculator history because it’s way more embarrassing.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I love when my husband says, “correct me if I’m wrong,” like I would pass up that opportunity.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

People pass a joint around like it’s no big deal, but the minute I ask someone to do that with their Subway sandwich, I’m a weirdo.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

It is easier to pass a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to convince somebody online that they are wrong.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Some people buy shoes to feel alive. I buy boarding passes.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

We used to pass notes in class like spies. Folded like origami. Deep like Shakespeare.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

This too shall pass… It may pass like a kidney stone, but it will pass.

Posted onMar 28, 2026

This too shall pass, but what the hell?

Posted onMar 28, 2026

“This too shall pass!” Okay, but like, when exactly?

Posted onMar 27, 2026

Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

Posted onMar 27, 2026

© 2026 Wordgag Inc.

>>> Random Quotes ✨