Commentary:
This brings back memories of mastering the fine art of clandestine paper-folding 😎🕵️♀️📄✍️
30 Funny pass quotes
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
Commentary:
When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂
Professor: Most of you won’t pass this course. Me: Cool, so you’re like, real shitty at your job.
Commentary:
Sounds like Professor needs a recess instead of teaching a lesson! 🍎📝📚
Dads hate stopping on road trips because then all of the vehicles they worked hard to pass for the last hour get back ahead of them.
Commentary:
Sounds like dads view rest stops as a personal vendetta against time and traffic 🚗💨🚫⛽😅
This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.
Commentary:
Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦♂️
Instead of studying, I like to stay on my phone and worry about how I’m going to pass.
Commentary:
Ah yes, the classic research tactic: Procrastination by Panic 📱😅📚
If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?
Commentary:
"Yes, but only if you want to prevent a sprinkle emergency! 🚑🍦🎶"
Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.
Commentary:
"Just doing my part to keep romance in check. 😂🐺💔 Stay vigilant, lone wolf on duty! 🌊🚶♂️"
Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to pass med school so you better start eating healthy.
Commentary:
🤣 "Your future doctor is relying on ChatGPT to survive med school, so you might wanna lay off the junk food before they mix up your prescription with their grocery list! 🍔👩⚕️"
If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.
Commentary:
Ah, the eternal dilemma of parenthood: will your kids see you as a helpless patient in need of medical attention, or as a convenient landing pad for some impromptu trampoline tricks? It's a toss-up, really. Just remember to always keep a close eye on your offspring, especially if you happen to take an unexpected nap on the living room floor!