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Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

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When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attack, bolt, dinner, dinner table, family, family dinner, funny attack, holiday, holiday meal, lightning, lightning bolt, meal, table, Thanksgiving, uncle on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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