Commentary:
When Uncle starts his electrifying tales, I just grab a mashed potato shield and hope for the best ⚡️🛡️🥔
Funny family dinner quotes
This Thanksgiving, don’t ask me questions about my life, just pass the mashed potatoes.
Commentary:
When they ask about my life goals, I'm like, "Goal 1: Mashed potatoes. Goal 2: See Goal 1." 🥔😂
Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.
Commentary:
😂🍿 "I'm just here for the free dinner theater performance in the kitchen!" 🍝🎭