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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

May 20, 2026

“Unc” is short for “unclear.” It’s unclear what it means. “Uncle” is short for “unclear” as well.

Apr 1, 2026

I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m starting to understand the distant uncle.

Apr 1, 2026

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

Apr 1, 2026

Facing my uncle’s dreaded lightning bolt attack at the Thanksgiving dinner table.

Apr 1, 2026

That uncle who kept his distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense to you as you get older.

Mar 31, 2026

That uncle or aunt who kept their distance from the rest of the family will start making more sense as you get older.

Mar 31, 2026

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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