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In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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Sounds like the perfect plan for a spotless home! Thanksgiving might just become the cleanest hide-and-seek holiday ever! 🧹🤫🏠

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asked, before, clean, effort, else, family, holiday, house, humor, joke, keep, live, moving, somewhere, Thanksgiving on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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