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Everything is about sex except Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving is about power.

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When you realize that on Thanksgiving, you're the turkey, and it's a power struggle with the cranberry sauce 🦃💪😂

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged everything, except, holiday, humor, power, satire, sex, Thanksgiving on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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