Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations. Posted onMay 20, 2026
Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor. Posted onMay 19, 2026
Jesus turns water into wine, and everybody goes crazy. Cows turn grass into milk, and nobody bats an eye. Posted onMay 18, 2026