Commentary:
Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️
Funny fasting quotes
Fasted for 72 hours and gained the ability to whisper to bats.
Commentary:
Not my first choice for a superpower, but at least the bat gossip is *batty* fabulous! 🦇🗣️😂
Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat.
Commentary:
Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐
Sometimes, fasting from people is also important.
Commentary:
"Remember, even your favorite dessert starts to lose its appeal if you have it every single day! 🍰✨ Keep your social interactions spicy by giving yourself a break from certain individuals…because 'out of sight, out of mind' can sometimes be a blessing in disguise! 😉🔇"
Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting.
Commentary:
"Who knew speed cameras could spark a new diet trend? 🚗💨 Intermittent fasting…for drivers on the go! #NeedForSpeed"
I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.
Commentary:
"Talk about a dessert dash! 🏃🎂 Who knew intermittent fasting could turn cake into a time trial ⏱️? Hope your taste buds are ready for a speedy indulgence! 😆 #CakeCrunchTime"