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Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

Festival is when you pay a fortune to live like a homeless person.

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Ah, yes, the quintessential festival experience: paying top dollar for the privilege of dirty hair, questionable food choices, and sleeping in a flimsy tent ๐ŸŽช๐Ÿค‘ Who needs luxury when you've got the authentic homeless chic vibe going on? ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FestivalLife



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