Few things in life are as disappointing as having to poop right after a shower. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Life's plot twists: achieving that squeaky clean just to… backslide ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฉ Related funny posts ๐ค The closest Iโve come to mastering a martial art is figuring out how to wash my feet in the shower. Therapy isnโt enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher. It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice. Tomorrow isnโt promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad. I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!