Commentary:
"Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"
Funny reasonable quotes
I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, just a casual $3,000 an hour gig, no biggie 🤑 Maybe we can even throw in a unicorn as the office pet 🦄 Who needs wild dreams when you can aim for that kind of reasonable job, right? 😂"
Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.
Commentary:
When your brain finally boots up and you realize marriage might need more than a 10-year warranty 🤔💍🤣