For my next trick, I’ll need a divorce lawyer. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Forget magic wands, this trick could really disappear some assets! 🪄💼💸🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions? I’m done with self-care. Time to learn some spells. Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. I’ve never been cut in half by a magician, but I have worn jeans on Thanksgiving. Same thing.