For my next trick, I’ll watch a two-hour movie in four. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Mastering the ancient art of pause-play-procrastination! 🍿⏸️⏯️🚀 Related funny posts 🤝 It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest. In terms of wasting time, today was very productive. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. You ran a half marathon? That’s really cool, I’ve almost finished a bunch of things, too. Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.