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Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I totally get it! Those hand dryers are more skeptical of my existence than my cat when I try to feed her something new. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸŒ€πŸ±

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged apology, bathroom, convince, dryer, excuse, exist, existence, funny excuse, hand, hand dryer, humor, i, late, lateness, sorry, trying on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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