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"Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles"

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49 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

41 shares on Reddit this month:

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

31 shares on Snapchat this month:

In terms of wasting time, today was very productive.

74 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is.

63 shares on Discord this month:

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

99 shares on Pinterest this month:

Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

41 shares on Messenger this month:

Day 12 without chocolate: Lost all hearing in my left eye.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.

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Boyfriends come and go… reply guys stay forever. Against your will, even.

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I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

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Vatican City should be called Popenhagen.

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Thank god I played a lot of Tetris as a kid or I never would have been able to get everything into the freezer.

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Donuts have holes in them, just like acoustic guitars, but that’s pretty much where the similarities end.

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Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.

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Damn boy, are you a horoscope? Because I’m selectively focusing on the parts of you that make sense for me.

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The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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That moment when you’ve gone through Insta, Facebook, X and the new emails and you know you should start working now. Luckily, there’s YouTube.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

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I’m convinced that if Earth explodes, all the cats will land safely on the moon, on their feet.

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My kids want to know what’s for dinner, like they’re going to be happy with the answer.

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My favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position, or a brain tumor.

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Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

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Money does not buy happiness, but it’s better to cry in a sports car than on a bicycle.

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Time Magazine should have a Worst Person of the Year!

Freshly posted on Slack:

Imagine if we had to worry about dinosaurs too, on top of everything else.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Wine must breathe. I always hear that wine needs to breathe. I want to drink it and not revive it.

Yesterday I went to a fight and a baseball game broke out.

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah” ..

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Trying to make sense of other people’s actions will drive you to insanity.

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