Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. Posted on3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode. Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you. Yogurts should come in a five-pack, not a four-pack, or make the workweek four days. Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.