Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. Posted on7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you. Forget sexy talk. I want breakfast talk. Describe those waffles to me nice and slow. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around? I’m perfectly approachable as long as you’re carrying a plate of nachos.