Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workw… Commentary:"Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you. Forget hot girl summer, it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets). A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt. Pretending I’m asleep so my boss has to carry me to the meeting. Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.