Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. Posted onNov 8, 20233 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppForget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Trying to carry a pet to bed is like moving a dense liquid that’s annoyed by you. Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget. Am I the only person who would rather almost fall over carrying the shopping than walk a second time? Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around? Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.