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Sorry, can’t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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If you like Christmas so much, why don’t you merry it?

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Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.

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Even my imaginary friend got bored and left me a note saying ‘we should see other people’

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