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Sounds like my therapist needs a raise or I need a downgrade! 🤔😂🧠
31 Funny psychology quotes
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.
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Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
All human behavior is performative, besides the crying of an infant.
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Ah, babies: the only humans who could win a talent show with uncontrollable sobbing! 🏆😂👶
The worst person you know is in therapy right now, being told they need to put themselves first.
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Guess they're finally learning how to make themselves Priority No. 1 on their own list of Most Annoying People! 😆🛋️💆♂️
Thinking you’re too smart to be manipulated is exactly how you get manipulated.
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Brains: 100, Manipulation: 101 🤓🌀
Therapists probably have to struggle so hard not to ask to see pictures of the people their clients are obsessing over.
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I can only imagine therapists trying to resist saying, "Pics or it didn't happen!" 😂🛋️📸
Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.
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Looks like I'm famous in the therapy world for my unique brand of chaos! 🤔🛋️😂
My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.
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Sounds like you might need a new audience; maybe try the local dog park! 🐾🔔