1210 Funny sarcasm quotes

• Interviewer: Why do you want to work in customer service? Me: Well, I’m really good at apologizing for things that aren’t my fault.

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  2 months ago

  apology, communication, customer, customer service, fault, good, humor, interview, interviewer, job, job interview, me, sarcasm, service, skills, things, want, well, why, work, work skills

• “Stop overthinking.” Oh, wow. Hadn’t considered that. Solved.

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  2 months ago

  advice, humor, irony, mindset, oh, overthinking, problem, problem-solving, sarcasm, solving, stop

• At this point, the only thing that can heal me is memory loss.

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  2 months ago

  coping, emotional, emotional pain, heal, healing, health, humor, loss, me, memory, memory loss, mental, mental health, only, pain, point, sarcasm, thing

• Just because I’m smiling doesn’t mean I like you, I might be picturing you on fire.

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  2 months ago

  dislike, expression, facial, facial expression, fire, humor, i, imagination, just, mean, sarcasm, smile, smiling

• Women only want one thing, and it’s the power to cast men who tell us to smile right into a pit of giant venomous serpents.

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  2 months ago

  cast, empowerment, gender, giant, humor, man, men, only, pit, power, right, sarcasm, serpent, smile, tell, thing, us, venomous, venomous serpent, want, woman, women

• If you respond to my sarcasm with better sarcasm, then I might just catch feelings.

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  2 months ago

  banter, better, catch, emotion, feelings, humor, i, just, respond, response, sarcasm, wit

• Resting bitch face saves me from so many conversations I don’t want to be part of.

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  2 months ago

  avoidance, bitch, conversation, conversations, expression, face, facial, facial expression, humor, i, interaction, introvert, me, resting, resting bitch face, sarcasm, social, social interaction, want

• My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

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  2 months ago

  attitude, eye, eyes, finger, gesture, giving, humor, middle, middle finger, only, sarcasm, superpower, using

• Ah, the magical land of Monday—the gift that keeps not giving!

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  2 months ago

  disappointment, gift, giving, humor, keeps, land, magic, magical, Monday, procrastination, sarcasm, workweek

• I’m sorry to break it to you, but you need a soul to have a soulmate.

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  2 months ago

  break, dating, humor, love, need, relationship, sarcasm, sorry, soul, soulmate, witty

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