Intermittent fasting is how I drive, not how I eat. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating every time the light turns red isn't technically fasting! 🚦🥐 Related funny posts 🤝 Of course I intermittently fast. That’s when I sleep. Driving between speed cameras is called intermittent fasting. I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm. Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate. If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?