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“You’re so understanding,” yeah, because I don’t want to go to prison for the rest of my life.

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Being "understanding" is just my crime prevention strategy 😂🚔📜

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, irony, life, misunderstanding, prison, relationship, rest, sarcasm, understanding, want, witty on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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