69% of people find something dirty in every sentence. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, in that case, I'm clearly in the top 31%… Wait, why are you snickering? 🤔😏 Related funny posts 🤝 If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. Lately I have the attention span of wait what? Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol. I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me? I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.