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Witty text about a humorous relationship dynamic, highlighting playful neglect.

My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, existence, girlfriend, God, humor, humorist, irony, love, me, needs, neglect, only, relationship, sarcasm, something, treats, unrequited, unrequited love on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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