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You are the Monday of my life.

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The worst part about working from home is that your real husband is also your work husband.

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One night stands just make more sense for single people. Why would you need a night stand on both sides of the bed?

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.

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Weddings should have a worst man.

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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.

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Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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That depressing moment when you start your car to go to work and it doesn’t explode.